…he had just moved into his new crime fighting headquarters, a studio of mirth and baby giggles nestled high above the villainy of Manhattan’s converted bedrooms and railroad apartments, in a quiet neighborhood on the Upper East Side with his sidekick, Finn. You may remember it looked something like this, viewers:
Oof
or this:
Blërg
How can a crime fighter and his super dog battle injustice and carbohydrates in a place like this?
Well, Gothamites, as the story goes our hero found his weakness before he found his strength and what began as a campaign to end the tyranny of futon couches and hand-me-down console tables really just became a half-assed attempt to throw some shit on the wall:
Fine but not great. But fear not! Imbued with fresh enthusiasm (and a lease renewal) our hero grew a pair and has continued on with his journey…the journey to make a house that’s not his own into a home. Ah HA! Take that, management companies! You may own the walls, but he will own…what’s…on the walls. OH FORGET IT.
Stay tuned for more developments!
This Is Not A House 
Do you store things under your bed?
I DO. I wouldn’t be able to make it work any other way. Under my bed lies all my seasonal clothes, a couple pairs of shoes and some incredibly bulky jackets, but I’ve been very crafty in how I hide them. Giant, flat plastic bins from The Container Store have been my savior!
So inspiring! Love it! Makes me want to clean out all my stuff!
It’s definitely a healthy thing to purge every few months or so and assess what you have versus what you need.
If you’re as lazy as I am, I piled up all of the stuff that couldn’t fit in my closet, took a picture of the heap and took it to the Container Store. I literally shoved my phone in front of a sales associate, grunted and they took care of the rest (plastic bins, colors, shoe boxes and trees). Just remember you may see a slip of it peeking out from underneath your bed, so buy something you don’t mind showing if you have to.
Spring is right around the corner (yea, right) so I’ll be doing some cleaning!